why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes
CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN
Get out me swamp!!
when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like
Is this fucking englishlook at this huntyphobia
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
im actually crying